Mequon Man Mixes Very Stiff Cocktail

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4 parts vodka, 1 part Pineapple Orange Banana Juice, splash of seltzer
4 parts vodka, 1 part Pineapple Orange Banana Juice, splash of seltzer
4 parts vodka, 1 part Pineapple Orange Banana Juice, splash of seltzer

A local man, ready for a nice strong drink, made a cocktail that seemed to contain way too much vodka. In fact, he nearly gagged on his first sip.
He considered adding more seltzer, but the glass was too full. By the time he drank it down, he figured, “What the hell, I’ll just finish it off.”
Sitting out on his patio, this persistent fellow proceeded to consume the entire drink, declaring the last few sips to be delicious! He also surmised that his backyard was the best damn piece of land in all of Ozaukee County.

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  1. Hello Dear Sir,
    I’m hoping you can advise me of the identity of the man who is holding the very stiff cocktail. You see, I’m a hand model scout and well, that hand is exquisite. This hand could go places and be gloriously famous!

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