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Need to know what’s dyin’ and what’s flyin’ in ’09? The trendspotters at TMN have researched and documented these ten top trends so you can stay on the cutting edge of life in the ‘burbs and around the world.
Mequon authorities were dispatched to the Culver's restaurant on the corner of Port Washington Rd. and Mequon Rd. at approximately 9:24pm last night after several calls from concerned citizens. A near-riot erupted in the drive-thru lane, spilling out into...
A confused Mequon gardener announced on Wednesday that he had raised "the most awesome crop of garlic mustard ever" in his herb garden. At a recent Thornapple Court barbeque, Warren Crampee raised a glass of lager and promised that...
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Evil “My Little Pony” Creatures Invade Mequon
A Mequon couple had their home invaded and infested with "My Little Pony" storybooks, action figures and videos for an entire week – and...
MEQUON WINTER WEATHER ADVISORY!
Dear, Sweet Mother of All Things Wet and Cold! Lock up the kids and hike up your trousers – it's winter and there's weather...
True Stories of MEQUON CRIME!
There’s a side to this fine city that few people see. An underbelly populated by thieves, drunks, vandals and underdressed outsiders with punishably vulgar manners. Every...
MEQUONOMICS: Wines Decline, Brews Lose
With the closing of Grapes & Grain, perhaps the premium wine and liquor store in Mequon, the community suffers a sharp, swift blow to...
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Let’s Take Out This Prickly Dipsacus!
TEASEL TAKE-OUT DAY is April 23, 2016Everybody talks about teasel but nobody ever seems to do anything about it.Well, the Interact Club of Homestead...
TMN Movie Review: Green Room
It's shocking what can happen in the green room of a backwoods skinhead bar.
No County for Old Meds
Do you have bottles of old prescription medicine, expired vitamins, or over-the-counter cold meds cluttering up your cabinets? Well, you're pretty darn fortunate to be living in...
Under the Melting Mequon Snow
Temperatures near 50 degrees and mostly sunny skies changed the mood and the landscape in Mequon on Saturday. Neighbors were outside walking dogs, jogging, biking...
In the Garden Gnome More
Somewhere, stashed away in a locker, a basement, or the trunk of a car, lay seven downcast garden gnomes, spirited away from their happy...
Distorted Bryan Cranston Excuses Himself from Red Carpet
A usually composed and dapper Bryan Cranston appeared heavily distorted and unfocused on the red carpet at the world premiere of Trumbo this evening. He...
Mequon Woman Greets School Year with a Tall Gin Rickey
Life on Thornapple Court was no picnic this summer, especially for Mequon mom Allie DeShoney. Her three children, ages 9 through 16, turned...
