LAS VEGAS TRAVEL REPORT: 9 Things Mequonites Should Avoid!

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Our TMN investigative travel team has recently discovered nine hazards best avoided by traveling Mequonites:
1. Donny
2. Marie
3. Sidewalk puddles (on a sunny day)
4. “Free sushi!”
5. Shirtless dudes (at bus stops)
6. “Kenny Rogers” penny slot machines
7. The day shift at the Can-Can Room
8. Immigrant X-rated-card flappers
9. That angry midget at O’Shea’s Casino

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