Mequon WEATHER: Just Freaking Delightful


Temperatures only dip to a balmy 11 degrees Saturday night with chance of light snow. A steamy high of 19 degrees is expected on Sunday with chance of light snow. Colder Sunday night with chance of light snow. Monday chance of light snow with a chance of light snow.
The Mequon Secretary of Meteorology has issued a “Sarcastic Heat Wave Warning” for the next 24 hours. The Ozaukee County Meteorologist General has declared the approaching workweek “the climactic equivalent of enhanced interrogation ‘Cheney-style'” and urges citizens to “flee the area before breaking down and confessing to the Lindbergh kidnapping.”