Mequon WEATHER: It Stinks on Ice

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Temperatures drop well below zero again Thursday night with blowing snow. A dramatic warm-up to nearly five degrees is expected on Friday. Highs in the double digits with snow on Saturday.
The Mequon Secretary of Meteorology has issued a “Severe Frostbite Warning” for the next 24 hours “for all suburbanites exposing their bare, pink skin to the brutal, unforgiving elements.” The Ozaukee County Meteorologist General has declared the entire workweek a “frosty bite in the ass” and urges citizens to “suck it up or fly to freaking Florida if you can’t take it.” (Forgive him, he’s from Thiensville.)