MEQUON WEEKEND WEATHER: Shovel It

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A few of inches of snow overnight Friday. On Saturday and Sunday: highs in the low 30s, lows in the mid teens.
Mequon’s “Cabin Fever Advisory Level” has been increased to “rivermud brown”– which signals a surge in vandalism and random pelvic gyrations from Mequon’s younger, lower income demographic and a slight increase in dementia and broken hips from the elderly. The Ozaukee County Meteorologist General has decided to go back to school because a Meteorology degree has earned him nothing but ridicule and derision.

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