True Stories of MEQUON CRIME!

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There’s a side to this fine city that few people see. An underbelly populated by thieves, drunks, vandals and underdressed outsiders with punishably vulgar manners. Every week, this organization will shine a light on these scoundrels and their heinous activities in order to inform and protect the community.

VANDALISM
A man reported that his vehicle had been “egged” in the 9900 block of North Concord Drive sometime after 9 p.m. on January 24, 2009. He said this was not the first time raw eggs had soiled his car, but he had not previously reported it.

BURGLARY
Sometime prior to January 17, 50 oxycodone pills were taken from a home in the 1300 block of West Fiesta Lane. Comedian Rush Limbaugh has denied any involvement in the burglary.

FLOOD
And in nearby crime-ridden Thiensville, in a house that has been vacant for years, pipes suddenly froze and burst, spewing forth a torrent of water that damaged the kitchen, dining room and basement. If not for the alert action of a passerby who phoned for help, and the adequate response of the capable Thiensville Fire Department, damage might have spread to any number of other vacant, deteriorating Thiensville shanties.tmngun

3 COMMENTS

  1. What a joke! I didn’t realize driving cheap used cars was a crime….. or pipes bursting by themselves. You really got to get over yourself Mequon…

  2. Sorry, we didn’t actively delete your post. Just need to fine tune the system so it doesn’t auto-delete before “editorial approval.”

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