MEQUON WEATHER: #@&$%!

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Highs in the low teens through Wednesday. 70% chance of snow Tuesday, but only 10% chance of panicky “storm team” news coverage. Warm-up into the 30’s and part sun/clouds later in the week.
Mequon’s “Cabin Fever Warning” remains in effect – expect hallucinations, shoplifting and public urination from Mequon’s lower income demographic. The Ozaukee County Meteorologist General has declared this winter irritatingly long and has moved to a cheap, water-damaged condo in Galveston, Texas.

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